To Skyrocket Your Growth, You Need Content That Thinks BIG

Not rocket fuel. Or an engineering degree. Or Elon Musk. Just someone (ahem) who combines data insights with head-turning content to make your marketing go KAPOW!

My One Rule? No Boring Copy.

Because boring copy is like a giant leech. Or one of those dementors from Harry Potter. It sucks the life out of you. And guess who hates having life sucked out of them? Your customers. So I don’t write that crap. I do the opposite.

When not writing stuff, I like drinking obscene amounts of coffee, watching Succession (best thing on TV), going for long walks (a lockdown habit that won't go away), playing board games (Settlers of Catan, anyone?), and buying lots of books (but never reading them).

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About me blah blah whatever...


1. What is your favourite smell?

Fresh ground coffee. Fresh bread. Fresh things in general.

2. Who is your copywriting guru?

Laura Belgray. Her copy is like peanut butter. And I LOVE peanut butter.

3. What’s your best childhood memory?

Catching Santa Claus out. He was wearing my dad’s watch.

4. Would you rather give up coffee or alcohol?

Alcohol, duh? Coffee is LIFE.

5. What’s a great album you’re listening to right now?

Evermore by Taylor Swift. I’m just as surprised as you are.

6. Any tattoos?

Yep, 3.

7. If you were stuck on a desert island, who would you take with you?

Jeff Bezos. I’m sure he’d figure something out.

8. Most memorable experiences?

The time I drank ayahuasca with a shaman in Peru.

9. Favourite Netflix show?

Bojack Horseman. Ozark. The Queen’s Gambit. How many can I pick?

10. The best place in the world is:

My sofa. I love my sofa.

Sonam Sherpa
I highly recommend Kieran if you're looking for someone who can deliver actual results.

“I've worked with Kieran on various marketing projects over the years. His copy has driven great results every time, whether improving website conversion rates, getting more email opens and clicks, or getting more sales. I would highly recommend Kieran if you're looking for someone who understands the overall customer journey and can adapt his copywriting to deliver actual results.”

Sonam Sherpa
Head of Performance Marketing, Favoured

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